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Nondairy creamer is flammable.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.


It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.Yikes


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More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.

No piece of dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.

(you guys are all folding paper right now, aren't you? Big Grin)


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Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

In an average lifetime the average American receives 31 prank phone calls. ( Hehehe, not if I know you. MUAHA)


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Shirley Temple always had 56 curls in her hair.

A woodpeckers tongue is long enough to wrap it around his head 2 times.

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.


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No president of the United States was an only child.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein.

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building. Bricks


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A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein.


A group of geese either on the ground or in the air is "dinner on the hoof" as far as my 12 guage is concerned!


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It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. Eeker

In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.


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Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. More than sharks.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.


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The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. My life is ruined! Swoon

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion.

Pinocchio is Italian for pine head.


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If you catch a house fly and drown it in a glass of water{ say 10 or 15 minutes] then cover it with table salt. It will come back to life and fly off.
 
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Hi Steve! I'm glad I'm not the only one with a head filled with useless info. Welcome to the club! Big Grin


$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. ( Darn, there go my plans for the weekend.)


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Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.


In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206. Um...where do they go? upset


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The average human body contains enough: iron to make a three inch nail, sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 8 match heads, and water to fill a ten gallon tank.


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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.


Each year, more people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears


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Billboard magazine has recently launched a top 20 chart of cell phone ringtones.

In her later years, Florence Nightingale kept a pet owl in her pocket.


If you hook Jell-O up to an EEG, it registers movements almost identical to a human adult's brain waves.


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Romanian firefighters could not get their trucks close enough to a burning building, so they put out the fire by throwing snowballs at it.

Hostess Twinkies were originally filled with banana filling. The filling was changed during World War II when the United States experienced a banana shortage. Banana

We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday.


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In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.


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Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.


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Actual laws:

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma.

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.


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More actual laws:

In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk. ( I just placed it in her purse instead! Big Grin)

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.


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