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The more money you have, the more relatives you have. If you don't have money you still have relatives but they don't have any money either.
(That's especially true if they're college football fans that lives near an interstate.  ) "It's important, when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey". – |
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If the water pump in your washing machine breaks and floods your basement you can bet it will be on a Sunday morning in the middle of moving into your new home. And of course the repairman can't come till Monday afternoon.
-- Penquins are among us... life is good! |
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Once you think that life is good because penguins are among us, you will inevitably discover that the rats have learned to walk as bipeds.
  I can trace my lineage back to King Lear's fool so it is genetic. |
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The likelihood of any Hollywood actor saying anything politically astute is directly proportional to the I.Q. of dung beetle -- with apologies to the dung beetle.
"It's important, when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey". – |
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The availability of a strong cup of coffee is inversely proportional to the size of the hangover.
The size of the hangover is inversely proportional to the value of the wine. "It's important, when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey". – |
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The value of a dollar increases greatest when you have the fewest.
"It's important, when going after a goal, to never lose sight of the integrity of the journey". – |
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